sniffing:

so netflix can update its look but it can’t can’t update its tv shows & movies….

(via ohdamnangelica)

disowns:

honestly i hate when people try to sugar coat shit like if you don’t like me or don’t wanna hang or don’t wanna talk to me just fucking tell me don’t keep ignoring me and expect me to figure out the hint like that’s such a bitch ass move i’d rather hear it from you than be ignored 99% of the fucking time.

(via sincrlyprincess)

fuck you but fuck me first

(Source: versvcx, via stevenbong)

angelwithasquirtgun:

If I was famous I would follow a bunch of my fans on twitter and reply to their random tweets or send them a stupid selfie if they were having a bad day man I’d be the best celebrity ever people make me famous

(via graaaceyoojinlee)

benjamin-cumberdash:

davegrohlio:

Is there anything more exciting than getting new bras and underwear

Having someone to take them off

(Source: ebbievebber, via mkaaymae)